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Amazingly horrible X-men Jul. 17th, 2005 @ 11:58 am

This is the worst X-men porn fic I have ever come across. It is completely devoid of any punctuation whatsoever.

Here is the link to my MSTie of The Secret.

Cross posted to badfic_quotes

Current Mood: shockedshocked

Jul. 16th, 2005 @ 11:07 am
Due to circumstances beyond our control, Merriam is unavailable for the summer.

I claim it's because she's being a whore, though she denies this fact.

Look for more new craptastic fic to be MST'd soon...

Even Batman cannot escape bad grammar. Jul. 15th, 2005 @ 03:47 am

This is a link to the horrendous entry to fan fiction that I posted to the badfic_quotes  community. The total lack of punctuation was just begging to be MSTied. I willingly obliged. It is supposed to be a Batman porn fic but has an amazing lack of sexual content.

Get Your Sporks Ready


Current Mood: crazycrazy

The Problems With Love, Part 2 May. 17th, 2005 @ 10:59 pm
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May. 17th, 2005 @ 12:43 pm
Just writing to comment on the delicious new setup we have going on here. Isn't that background terrific? Thank heaven for Google Image Search.
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» The Problems With Love (Part 1)... aka, "This Week, on a Very Special Final Fantasy...."
(Editor's note: Now, for your viewing pleasure, another multipart FF6fic MST!)

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» When Hart's Are Broken, Pt. 3
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» When Harts are Broken, part II
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» When Hart's Are Broken, Part 1
Here at last for your enjoyment is one of the great masterpieces of the Dictionary Squad corpus: When Hart's Are Broken (part 1). Composed July 24th and 25th of the year 2001, this work is the source of the most important gag in the entire Dictionary Squad Canon: the Pidgin.

Long thought to be lost forever, this classic was recently rediscovered in almost perfect condition on my hard-drive. Enjoy!

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» Getting started (and "The Threat Remains")
Hey, everyone! Thanks for coming over to visit our little chunk of the web. The Dictionary Squad is an ancient institution, almost five years old, but we've never really had a place to call home. First we hung around on FF.Net, but were evicted when the bastards decided that MSTs aren't playing nice. Then Roget got us a site, but he ran out of web domain money. Some of our MSTfics were lost during these interim years, which is tragic. But inspired by the snarky badfic love/haters of Livejournal, we decided to set up a place where we could post our stuff and (hopefully) have it read and appreciated by a like-minded audience. I'm not going to beg you to R&R, though, because that's wicked annoying.

So over the next few days you'll see me (or Roget or Webster) posting some of our older works, from back in the days of Fanfiction.net MSTs or www.spoonybard.com (our old DQ site.) When time allows, you'll see new MSTs coming through as well. Not that any of you read any of our old stuff to begin with, of course, so it'll all be new and wonderful to you.

Now, before I post my first MST for you guys, a little backstory. This was the first MST the boys and I ever did together. I was a young, impressionable teenage girl, and I thought it was just LOL FUNNY that people sat around making fun of terrible fanfiction with their alteregoes and shit. So, I got my internet buddies to come along and make fun of the stupids with me, and voila. Now, for your enjoyment,

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